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me and A,oops,,Amy and I where traveling across the country in that littel ford ranger pickup truck,the (Maroon) one,,we where having a really good time it was the forst time I traveld so far,out of califonia,with Amy,(god thats my favorite sister,),so much fun,anyway we made it to the "Grand Canyon(hellow my frioend),they did that,,it was so verry beatifull,I was in a place the entire tim(fabric I was there),
we wanted to get away from the toristes,ya know it's kevin,away dirt bags!!away,,the Navahos know Amy,shes feirce women they love Amy,all tribs love Amy Laprade"she protects "O" and is from the "Mohak trail",.
we stoped in a hotell in fouyr corners I think,got to find out so I can send a gift to the chief,and friend) a gem arrow head,I'll lokk there must be a regestry hu?,see the ,messege,goes might it not be mail it will be some way!,,,
well the Navahoe women at the Hottell,said to turn around and take a right on thte next dirt road for a cool camp site on the colarado r9iver,it had to be on the river,ya know,kevin,so down the road we went and low anmd behold the most intresting carecter god has ever met,to see,in full head dress,to his ankels,walking with a younger man,cinder bolck homes depresed me right away,first impresion,,amy was driving she pulled along side and the chief leaned into the window,and I'm like hooo,wait a min there,agressive,kinda,but not like me ya know,hmmm!!who are you???,are we laughing my friends??,,,
amy says were looking for a camp site on the river can we camp here,and he says" yea ya want to camp here hu,yea you can camp here beatifull it is,but ,,,,,but,,if I see one arrow head in your truck you can go to prision for like ten years man??,yea want ta camp here no problum,,,,we ,must have looked a littel nervious,an I'm like hu Amy lets go hu?,she agrees ,he's really leaning in the window,right in amys face,she almost poped him,she said,yea she would,,thtas a polish queen,there,where laughing no worrys my friends,
so heres the punch line,the chief says to me,(yea you one of thoes soft torist typs hu,ya need a soft bed for your chick there uh,need some air conditioning hu,yea I know your type!!!,he was laughing,they know us,,my aunt is 100% Navaho".
so we tirned around and went to this koa camp ground,it was fcn frezzing ice on the trail,amys trying to cook me dinner in the cold,and the trailer of alcasholics scremming aT EACH OTHER ALL NIGHT BREAKING DISHES,IT WAS
UNBELIVABLE,GOT TO GO OTHERES WANT THE COMPUTER,,
KEVIN LOVES JENNIFER aNISTON,AND
THAT FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE,,,SO GIVE IT UP CHUCKS,,HU bRITTNEY,
GOOD jOB "lADY gAGA" PUSHIN THE LINE OF ACEPTABLE ART,,
OH THE CIA WANTS ME TO SLAM THE PEE THING,IT'S A FELONEY AGAIN,WE TRYD TO LET A LITTEL GO BUT EVERYONES GOING PEE CRAZY,SO GRANDFATHER CLAUSE SO FAR,,,BUT THIS IS FAIR WARNING PORNO INDUSTRY,IT'S NOT CUMMING Anymore,we know it's pee,get ready